Avoidance

The Top 10 Ten Ways You Can Tell Joy King Is Operating In Avoidance:
10. She writes Top 10 lists

9. She makes Eggplant Parmesan for lunch..from scratch

8. She is compelled to burn recovery disks for her brand new computer...and uses 16 CDs to do so

7. She works out on the stationary bike until she burns exactly 200 calories

6. She explores websites on vegetarianism (right like THAT'LL ever happen!)

5. She moves aimlessly from one room to another, continually finding reasons to sit down and do nothing for a while (like sorting through all of her jewelry only to throw it all back in the box to go through another day!)

4. She flips through all 300 songs on her mp3 player to determine which ones can be deleted due to skipping or just plain being annoying.

3. She checks facebook more than once every 30 minutes

2. She believes the grand illusion (delusion) that sitting in front of the office computer might motivate her to do something that sitting in front of her personal computer didn't.

AND The #1  reason you can tell Joy King is avoiding the 8+ weeks of paperwork she needs to catch up on...

1. SHE POSTS ON A BLOG SHE TYPICALLY FORGETS SHE EVEN HAS!!!